When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".
Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!
by denchr6 May 24, 2024
Get the Jewish half-daymug. When 6 men masturbate to a cookie and the one who ejaculates on the cookie last, has to eat the cookie.
by RubyDrill October 9, 2017
Get the Jewish Cookiemug. When offer a girl to see your Jewish Vinyard, and really mean your peeled back cheesy foreskin And hameroids
by Scurbird September 26, 2020
Get the Jewish Vinyardmug. 
by Benneann April 10, 2015
Get the jewish foammug. by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017
Get the jewish jew jews jewmug. Part taking in Jewish religion where it doesn't belong such as a catholic church during a session. Very disruptive and distracting for and to the community.
"Was Kevin Jewishing again?"
"indeed he was Tom."
"Kevin needs to take that elsewhere, it's affecting our praising of God"
"indeed he was Tom."
"Kevin needs to take that elsewhere, it's affecting our praising of God"
by Optimustrain69rawrXD May 19, 2017
Get the jewishingmug.