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Jewish vineyard

When a man hasn’t bathed in days and has a cheesy dick and low hanging hameroids
Picked up this chick on day 3 of the rodeo, took her back to my tent and showed her my Jewish Vineyard
by Scurbird September 30, 2020
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Jewish gay tard

My roommate is such a Jewish gay tard since he harasses me for quarters and smells like poo.
by hardshunter689 February 4, 2025
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jewish

DEFINITION ONE : (adjective) a quality of personality that when you meet someone with this quality you know that you've made it to the top.

DEFINITION TWO: a quality of a person that means they sacrifice their standard of living to save money
Romy: bro, why have you got a old coke bottle as your water bottle? You should buy a new one!

Messi: Nah, I am going full jewish today
by Jizzcameheer August 5, 2025
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Jewish mustard tag

Jewish mustard tag is a cultural jewish game, where you put mustard on your long sausage and tag children.
"me and uncle jew played jewish mustard tag"
by I <3 femboys April 17, 2025
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Jewish Jumpscare

The act of catching a close friend in a vulnerable position where they may be distracted or focused on something, and discreetly sneaking up on them and putting your bare rear end in the vicinity of their face and waiting for them to notice to which you yell out “JEWISH JUMPSCARE!” Everyone gets at least one Jewish Jumpscare in their lifetime.
Noun: “Have you ever had a Jewish Jumpscare?” Everyone gets at least one!” - Joseph “Swagger” Aurelio Smith

Adj: “Me and my fellas were chillin at the slab ripping the Party Mix Jeeb, and after my pull I turn my head and got Jewish Jumpscared!”
by Five Nights At Freddy’s January 13, 2024
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jewish mongolian bunghole aids

When two mongolians scissor eachother and get aids then makeout with a jewish person and then they slobber on a monglians asshole and then they scissor and get jewish mongolian bunghole aids and yell "HAYYAA HAYYAAA CHING CHONG!!!!!"
bro im literally going to give you jewish mongolian bunghole aids if you dont pierce my taint.
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