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Jewish sneeze

When your bitch, sneezes during sex and your dick gets stuck in her vagina
Friend: how was last night

Timmy: yeh it was good but my bitch did a jewish sneeze
by DaddyLoves 8===D November 17, 2019
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Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.
Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.
by davidrgarber June 15, 2016
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small jewish child

is small and jewish
they are jewish and are in existence to make fun of
person A "small jewish child"
Person B -dies of funny-
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jewish refinance

The act of burning your house down for the insurance money so that you can rebuild brand new.
Guy 1: "This house is a dump!"
Guy 2: "I know...It's about time for a Jewish refinance."
by EmfnT May 12, 2017
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Jewish Navy

The large horde of recreational boaters from the city that completely overtake rural lakes up north on weekends and holidays.
Common summer weekend sight on lakes in Northern IL and Southern WI such as the Fox Chain O Lakes, Powers Lake, Lake Delavan, and Lake Geneva.
Did you catch the Jewish Navy out on the Fox Chain this weekend? They kept ignoring the no wake signs and ripped over my trout lines.
by 92749(84026253) September 1, 2024
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Jewish Juicer

The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.
*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*

Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
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Jewish gnome

Gnomes that got gassed in 1940's
If you are short you are probably a jewish gnome
If you are called blake you are also probably a jewish gnome
by dabgodSMT July 24, 2023
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