right or left?

an sarcastic way of asking a person which ass cheek they prefer to start kissing first

I understand that you may be a little unhappy that you were not able to scam me out of my money but I can offer you one consolation prize-right or left?

by dkarez4u June 24, 2010

right boob

The soul mate of the left boob

Jimmy, you're the right boob of my life

by Right Boob March 30, 2016

Iz right

'Iz right' is used to proclaim that something has been done to your liking or that you are in agreement with a decision.

Person 1 " I just found us some splifs "

Person 2 " Iz right ".

by Maommaom March 11, 2011

right later

a contradictiory statement meaning, to do something soon or now as in "right now"

sean: Show me those titty right later!!!!
dom: Ill show you this titties in a minute!

by ejeezy February 5, 2008

Right Full

The equivalent of getting highly intoxicated by means of ingesting a large quantity of food.

girl 1: "What did you do last night?"
girl 2: "I got really hammered, don't remember a thing. How about you?"
girl 1: " I stayed in and finished off an entire bucket of chicken. You could say I got right full last night."

by Bragan Huvne July 17, 2010

That's just not right.

A phrase used by redneck women to call attention to a perceived injustice.

Wade got kicked off of disability after being busted for cock fighting. That's just not right.

by nolangray February 4, 2012

Right Shark

To do something adequately, or even in an exemplary manner, without necessarily seeking or receiving attention/praise for one's acts. While Left Shark is shaking (or messing) things up, Right Shark is over there making sure things go smoothly.

A: "Man, the bathrooms are spotless! Did you clean them?"
B: "It was C I think, but I never heard anyone ask him to clean up in there."
A: "Huh... I was talking to him earlier and he didn't even bring it up. Dude's so Right Shark, he should totally get a raise."

"Hey the landlord's coming over to show the house to someone today. I'm working a double today, but could you be a Right Shark and tidy up before he gets there? Thanks!"

"Wanna be my wingman when we go out tonight? Last week Jeff Left Sharked it before I could get that girl's number. You've rightsharked for me at this in the past though, so I trust you."

by dwana49 February 7, 2015