medicine pet

A pet that stays with you while you're thereby making you feel better

I had the flu last week and my dog was a medicine pet and stayed will the whole time.

by Uglyman1223 February 14, 2017

petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company

Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.

by tian647 August 28, 2013

pet my walleye

So, pet my walleye means pet my pussy in Minnesota speak. And, yes, a lot of this transpires, on the downlow, between cheaters, at the famous (infamous?) Northernaire Motel.

Uff da! I feel the need. The need for YOU, yes, YOU, to pet my walleye. Ahhh! Oh yes! Like that! Ooohh!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

aqua pet

When you have sex in the shower.

boy: baby lets take a shower.
girl: okay. *wink*
*10 min later*
boy: you an aqua pet when you do that

by sexxyygirl699 January 22, 2012

In the pet

In a mood with a person or situation

I forgot the missus’s birthday yesterday so she’s in the pet with me now

by RockChick1978 March 17, 2024

Bin pet

A naughty bin weevil

If you have a fettish for bin weevils then you are a bin pet.

by Makegoodchoiceskids March 25, 2022

tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022