intelimcanut

Can be used in any situation of confusion or when someone is thinking your intelegent

Someone: “I told them I am intelimcanut”
Person:” how were you confused?”

by WeeklongRain December 21, 2022

Intel

One of the 2 major CPU makers. The other being AMD.

It's also apparently a slang for "intellect" or smth.

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by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022

Intellectual Masturbation

The act of thinking, discussing, and/or philosophizing to no one’s spiritual, mental, or physical benefit, but purely for the sake of one’s own pleasure, intellectual self-satisfaction, and/or pride.

Note: Not all intellectual and philosophical discussion is intellectual masturbation, it only falls under the definition when it doesn’t benefit those in engaged in it, only harms due to wasted time and an artificial satisfaction in one’s self.

I remember when all I would do was engage in intellectual masturbation on Discord. I would use fancy words and blabber all day about philosophy, without actually applying it in any way whatsoever. I just derived pleasure from hearing myself speak about such abstract and complex subjects. What a fool I was.

by Tea76Crumpets796 October 1, 2022

inglat

A speck of dust or something on a computer screen that changes a word.

I'm so sorry! I misread your message - my laptop has a ton of inglats!

by tuckerseymour March 17, 2023

Intellectoe

Urban term used to define intellectuals by non-intellectuals. derogatory.
Plural: Intellectoes

Those Intellectoes really think their better then us.

by Meat Stick Man November 28, 2022

Intel'd

When you get jumped by enemies from every imaginable fucking angle, even seemingly impossible ones. Bonus points if your teammate had enemies line up for them to kill for free.

How did you die? I got Intel'd

by IntelHD April 29, 2023

intellectual origami

Like word salad but the words coming out of the person speaking actually sound intelligent and enable the speaker to come across as intellectual. Intellectual origami involves sounding intellectual for the sake of sounding intellectual. The speaker will use high profile and scientific sounding words. Think of origami like an intricately folded collection of sharp edges which look impressive, but have much less weight than you’d think.

Paul from Love Is Blind deployed his intellectual origami when speaking or answering any question that production asked him. It would sound impressive, but ultimately it was just a form of intellectual word salad.

by Bah Zah May 5, 2023