Intel'd

When you get jumped by enemies from every imaginable fucking angle, even seemingly impossible ones. Bonus points if your teammate had enemies line up for them to kill for free.

How did you die? I got Intel'd

by IntelHD April 29, 2023

Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16

The Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16 is a processing chip that uses quantum technology instead of the AMD and Intel i3, i5, and i7 processors. This new quantum technology allows for 1.5 more tetraflops to be generated instead of the low 0.25 tetraflops in the AMD processors.

I got a new ASUS laptop that has the new Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16 with 1.75 tetraflops!

by quantumprocessors July 7, 2011

Incel D

A pejorative for Initial D fans, who believe they can be like Takumi Fujiwara only for reality check to kick in when those weeaboos lose to a slow Honda as their 1983 shitbox of a Toyota Corolla can't keep up before its engine gets blown. Not to mention that they believe that listening to Eurobeat makes them "drive faster" only to crash into a guardrail and end up six-feet under with their deceased grandmother.

Ron: Ayo, I can beat a Skyline with the AE86 because I'm a fan of Initial D.
Luke: Dude, do you realize that Toyota's underpowered, right?
Ron: Whaat?! I'll show you while I blast "Deja Vu" and whoop your sorry-ass Civic!
*Cue his car losing control*
Ron: OH SHI- *Car gets totaled, explodes and Ron dies*
Luke: I told you that you're such an Incel D fan.

by Cody D. Buni December 9, 2022

4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard

the moment ehen you were literally caught in fucking 4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard

caught your ass lackin in 4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard

by nylonthingy February 26, 2023

intel core 2 duo

The newest member of the Intel processor family. Codenamed "Conroe", it was quite possibly the most anticipated processor launch in history. Core 2 Duo marks the retirement of the "Pentium" brand that has been Intel's flagship brand since 1993, and the streamlining of Intel's desktop and mobile product lines. Based on a hybrid Pentium M/Pentium 4 architecture, Core 2 Duo and its adherent, the Core 2 Extreme are both dual-core processors that use approximately 40% less power than the Pentium D, and run much cooler than their predecessors. Benchmarks from various enthusiast review sites have shown the Core 2 Duo/Extreme's performance surpasses that of AMD's high-performance chip, the FX-62. All Core 2 Duo/Extreme processors run on a 1066 Mhz front side bus, have 4 MBs of L2 Cache (the exception being the E6300 and E6400 models, which feature 2MBs of L2 Cache), and use the LGA775 socket already in use by the Pentium 4/D/Extreme. With a quad-core iteration of the Core 2 Duo on the horizon, codenamed Kentsfield, to be released at the end of this year, the future is looking pretty bright for Intel.

I have an Intel Core 2 Duo E6700 that will make your FX-62 cry.

by Get pwned. August 30, 2006

Delve Intel

"fundamentally flawed system that does not actually provide any useful information to anyone."

"Man, I thought this was going to be a great meeting, but its really just a Delve Intel."

by Apsalar June 3, 2024

Inter-dicking

An amalgamation of Internet Private-Dicking. Also known as cyber sleuthing, googling, or facebook creeping.

After getting the name of this really hot chick at the bar last night, I got home and did some inter-dicking and found some totally hot boobie pics of her.

by jory g April 3, 2011