cyber hoarder

When a person by the name of brew doesn’t delete apps on his phone

My hard disc is full..... (boyfriend) what a cyber hoarder!!

by RALPACHEZ July 10, 2018

Virtual harem

The collection of a person’s online connections that meet their mental needs that are not being met in real life

Jenny is in my virtual harem because I can talk about stuff with her that my girl friend wouldn’t understand.

by jlhpainter October 18, 2018

hurricane hoarder

Someone who justifies cramming his home full of stuff by saying that it protects his home by weighing it down too much to be blown away in high winds.

Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

lord hoard

A valuable collection that its holder can lord over others.

I have a lord hoard of baseball cards. Not just any old collection. A lord hoard. Ha!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Bottle Hoards

- Individuals who collect bottles in night clubs or bars (Hoarders).
- Women who spend their time around men who buy them alcohol (Similar to a bottle whore)
-A non explicit way of saying "Bottle Whore"

She's such a bottle Hoard
Look at those bottle Hoards

by JohnGarry July 7, 2019

ami hare

the most fit person ever, a emo goddess

ami hare is the best

by Amiih July 15, 2019

Olly hoar

The gayest boy you would will ever meet, with suck your dick for 10pence

Oioi, you been to see olly hoar. He gives the best head!

by Dhshsjxiowosdkdkyoloconnor October 15, 2019