Hipster

A hipster is someone that always has something negative to say about the things you like, but will never tell you what they like.

A hipster never takes any risks, so as to avoid any potentially embarrassing or awkward moments. And yet they're the first ones to critique your actions, and tell you why you're wrong, what you should have done, followed by a story about how they did it so much better blah blah..

You never have anything positive to say about the movies I watch. Quit being a fucking hipster.

Hipster by panicstep June 1, 2018

Hipster

Someone who probably drives a prius or a subaru. Usually wears trendy square glasses and either the tightest of tight jeans or jeans with a "cool" label such as American Eagle or Gap. Gay men also love name brand jeans as well. Usually cares about the environment and where their food comes from. Generally obsessed with wife or dog, sometimes es both. If older than 35 they usually have quit cigarette's but continue to some the Devils lettuce.
Tells stories from their youth such as crying to albums after a bad breakup or the old bad habbit of taking pants of in bars.
Love to play with meat.

That man purse is so hipster of you.

Have you seen jessy''s play shirt? It's so hipster!

Hipster by Ellbobski October 2, 2018

hipster

A person who trolls niche branding, fashion, culture, or philosophy solely to be "hip;" usually of affluent background. A distinctively pompous nonconformist.

That tiny bar down the street used to be a cool hangout until tourists and hipsters heard about it.

hipster by PBJ_ok November 17, 2018

Hipster

how Pariya and Maya describe "a person who is not fashionable and is cringe in the process and is not cool what-so-ever'

you're so u=hipster

Hipster by Gertrude Igloo December 14, 2018

Hipster

Someone who actually recognizes the country singers on The Bachelor.

Yo, Steve knew the guy singing on Blake and Becca’s date. What a hipster.

Hipster by Jim Prace January 22, 2019

Hipster

Anybody who wears white vans an ripped jeans and goes to Starbucks

Dude your such a Hipsterism look at you

Hipster by Banana769 January 26, 2019

Hipster

A hipster is someone who conforms to non-conformity, usually without realizing they are doing so. Hipsters typically have subdued narcissistic traits and an amorphous sense of self. Hipsters usually project a passive or passive aggressive persona of superiority to those who live within societal norms or mainstream culture, and they externalize (or push internalized) self-judgement and insecurity onto others by way of harsh criticism via over-intellectualizing things to the point of creating irrational logic loops. Ultimately, hipsters are people with an identity problem. Their efforts to solve this problem usually come from attempting to individuate themselves through subcultural trends (such as off-beat fashion, music and art trends, etc.) that make them feel unique despite the irony that their efforts to do so end up being conformist to a hipster subculture that has become mainstreamed in a roundabout way.

A hipster walks into a bar and realizes they don't have a mixologist, only bartenders. He walks out.

Hipster by inner-rhythm84 February 7, 2019