Fan Granny

Similar to a fan girl, but a mature woman who is obsessed with either fictional characters, actors, or other celebrities. A Fan Granny takes an interest in celebrity happenings the way your own grandmother is interested in your life. She will be there to cheer you on, and will be your fan through good times and bad.
Joyce is such a fan granny when it comes to Ryan Gosling, but its a different story with Mister Darcy.
by leggs1959 August 26, 2016
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Grannie's Hangbag

I massive shit that doesn't look heavy until you grab it.
OMG! Johnny did you drop a grannie's hangbag in the toilet upstairs?
by Handsome Ass Nibba January 30, 2024
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Granny Fight

A fight between two elderly women. Usually over small and stupid stuff.
by Michael Swindon November 26, 2018
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Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.
I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.
by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025
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granny spraklin

When one is shopping for clothes, one tends to pick out a granny spraklin meaning when one picks out floral related clothing involving a taste in grandma style
That outfit is granny spraklin.
by Jmunguia29 August 15, 2015
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Granny

Granny’s are always so sweet and kind they will never get you in trouble and will just tell you to not do it again.
My granny is so sweet
by Anime rocks22 June 29, 2021
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Granny

In winter, to blow your nose on the ground. Often while holding one nostril closed.
Double granny is to blow both side at once. (Used in Chicago since at least the 1970s)
Jim blew another granny in the snow. Gross but better then nose drip.
by api3 December 06, 2022
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