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German Shit Show

When something happens that is so fucked up that its as messy as a German Shit Show.
Well, my day was quite the German Shit Show.

What a German Shit Show!
by Concrete Wallbanger November 21, 2010
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German

You can't define a whole nation, you know that right? It's not true that everybody in Germany loves nature and hiking and camping and stuff, some do, like in every other country in the world. And it's not true, that all Germans are dressed badly, most of them do have style.. And I don't know what everybody's talking about Germans being forced to be Nazi's, that's not quite true either. There were some people who supported Hitler, but most of them didn't know everything he was doing for example to the jewish until the end of WW2. Very many people disagreed with the Nazis and so they just were executed.
It's also not true that all German are hot, the most IT guys are just ugly.
One thing is true: The German language is driving you crazy. Grammar is just sooo complicated. I am German and I have my problems with that.
There is nothing typical German - except for the beer. That's true. German beer is great.
by rrraaawwwrrr April 10, 2013
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gerald

Gerald is a sexy and cute guy with dimples. he is popular and well liked among his friends.

he loves to pout and act cute, just so to please older aunties.

Gerald is also one thicc bith and has a thick and juicy lips

Gerald is slim and fit and also loves to play musical instruments.

Gerald also has big smelly and sweaty feet
people always say “oh no he/she has gerald’s feet
by shy girl music teacher September 15, 2019
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The German Potatoe Salad

It's when you mix cum, shit, spit, and whipped cream in a vagina and stir/puree it up with your dick scoup it up and make her eat it
the hotest position ever...the german potatoe salad
by The ethnic BAMF$ proffesors November 20, 2009
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Gerald

He's a really cool guy who loves to have fun. He was a loner at first but made really good friends. He would usually make a weird joke to annoy his friends. You can usually find him playing computer games, in a chat group, or doing something weird. He is very artistic and loves to draw anime and manga characters for fun. His favorite anime/manga genres are Action, Adventure, and Shonen. He likes to read long books. He is also very athletic and will do anything to win a game of soccer, leading him to hurt his friends (by kicking them in the foot Really Hard). He calls his friend "Mr. President and Pedo the Bear" (due to his name) to annoy the heck out of him.
" Owwww!", Mr. E, " Gerald kicked me again!", student shouted.
"Sorry, I wanted to kick someone," Gerald explains.
"It's alright, Gerald, you can kick him any time you want," Mr. M says.
"Okay," Gerald says (with a big grin on his face)
"Owwwwwww!", Mr. E!," student shouts.
by KanadeTachibana March 22, 2013
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german tourette's

a mild form of tourette's that only rears its ugly head when in the company of germans. you can't help but mention the war, killing jewish people or the hitler.
sorry jurgen i could probably be friends with you if hitler hadn't been such a shit and started the war that we won.
by bill oddey March 3, 2004
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Geralyn

To be geralyn is to be extremely attracted to many guys unclothed in a bedroom.
mary: oh wow I can't believe she did that.
bob: I know she is a complete geralyn.
by hp272727 November 14, 2010
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