The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.
So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.
by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019
by Super_Girl112 June 05, 2024
Any condition, adverse event, or death potentially attributable to vaccines or countermeasures. The name was created to expose the lack of scientific ethics caused by multi-billion dollar investments and financial coercion from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation in the scientific community.
by Toothman22 August 16, 2024
The diseases or maladies affecting any person suffering from vaccine injury, allergy or adverse events since Bill Gates began paying off media sources and medical providers / practitioners.
by Sur At Rat September 20, 2022
The diseases or maladies affecting any person suffering from vaccine injury, allergy or adverse events since Bill Gates began paying off media sources and medical providers / practitioners.
by Sur At Rat September 20, 2022
Those gullible mortals found out the gatekeeper to The Gates of Rh0 is an AU ahole. Engel D. Todes-Scribe of sin.
by BehrGeitonAcht December 16, 2020
Hidden Gate - A house located in Village of Oak Lake known for it's inability to clean itself. Dressers rejected clothing, floors rejected mops, the sink and dishwasher rejected soap. Due to the immense amount of Animal fecal matter and urine, the house became a, "Breeding Ground" and produced a very popular smell which has been turned into a candle known as, The Hidden Gate" which is currently being produced by the Yankee Candle Co.
by Bathing Suit Net Collector January 25, 2010