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Fishing

Euphemism for partaking in alcoholic beverages to excess. Easy for minors to use inconspicuously.
Hey man, I was thinking about going fishing this weekend.

Oh is the pond stocked?

No, but it might be. I think I got a hookup.

etc.etc.etc.
by Hughbert Gerald Rection August 3, 2004
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fishing

When you put a spliff up for grabs, whoever says 'bite' first wins, and therefore gets the next tokes on said spliff.
stoner#1: fishing....

stoner#2: bite!
by igor_the_fat June 11, 2007
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Fishing for mud

Fishing for mud can only be performed when there is a large group of niggers huddled together. Attach a large deep sea fishing hook to a chain on the back of your truck, throw it into the pile of mud, and drive off. It's fun to see what you'll catch.
Those niggers were always gathered in front of my building, so I went fishing for mud. Came away with lots of skin, a scalp and two gold chains.
by blinkfan182 June 13, 2010
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Finishing room

A room in your Technology Education class your perverted teacher will drag you in to "Finish the job". Caution should be taken when entering and exiting, as you will most likely recieve rather embarrassing comments from onlookers
Chris: Sir, I need to solder these wires together.

Teacher: Ok Chris, let's go to the finishing room.

*Chris and his teacher walk into the finishing room*

Michael: Oooh, Chris is going in the finishing room!
by IlikeTurdulz January 15, 2011
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Funshine/Toonlight

n.

1. The Egglepple Company's time "when the fun shines". Lasting 200 days from March 5 - September 21. A play on the words sunshine and moonlight.
We'll be having lots of fun this Funshine/Toonlight!
by iTodd September 30, 2006
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punishing the weasel

to pleasure oneself manually (male)
Mother cought me punishing the weasel, when I showed her the mess he made, she gave him a slap too!
by shoe booty December 24, 2008
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mackerel fishing

1.when a woman gets down on her hands and knees, relaxes her anus to the point she can almost breathe out of it. then a man comes along and kicks her dead in the ass.
2. when a man cruises through all the chicks at a party with a goal of sleeping with the smelliest cunt available.
joe: that party was off the hook last night
johnny: i was mackerel fishing there... ended up with some stank ass bitch named amy. wow that was a smelly beef curtain.
joe: at least you got some.
by baseman151 December 29, 2009
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