Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.

Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.

by Dick Pound69 June 09, 2013

fuck you and the boat that brought you over

similar to fuck you and fuck you and the horse your rode in on - a more emphatic way of flipping someone off

You think you be cool? Well fuck you and the boat that brought you over!

by M. R. Irwin September 21, 2007

Fuck you like I love you

The intent to cause and/or the emotional reaction caused by having sex with so much apparent emotional and sexual connection from the other person, that it feels as if that person loves you, although this is not true and often admitted up front.

"He's only fucking you like he loves you. You guys are not dating. You're just having sex!"

"I should have expected it. He put "fuck you like I love you' right in his profile."

by genji July 10, 2013

You fuck with me, you stuck with me

When you make friends with a stage 5 clinger and for your own safety you have no choice but to stay friends with them until one of you dies.

Girl: "That's too crazy..."

Friend : "Sorry sista, You fuck with me, you stuck with me"

by Lil Booty February 03, 2017

NIGGA I WILL SLAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOU

NIGGA I WILL SLAP YOU FAT ASS NIGGA STFU made by S

Ok bet fight me nigga I will slap the fuck out of you brian

by GSJHGEGJGJUS October 12, 2020

what the fuck is wrong with you

Dude seriously why are you doing that

Jake!?!? What The fuck is wrong with you nigg? Goddam dough

by MotherfuckerJonesy November 29, 2013

fuck the hell outta you

When a simple 'fuck you' will not suffice. Used in extreme cases. Note: Use with care. An over-use of this word causes a severe decrease in its value and over all special-ness.

Tina's fiance just told her that he is leaving her for her maid of honor, Janis, will be going on their honey moon with Janis, will NOT provide child-support for his and Tina's unborn son, and that Tina looks fat in her wedding dress.

Tina's response:

"Well, fuck the hell outta you, motherfucker!"

by Cu2Au April 09, 2006