Fruit Cup

A polite insult to a dumb/naive person, kind of like saying sweetie but in a more strict manner.

Fruit cup is also the stripper name of the mother of a girl named Sally.

WARNING: If you say this to any non-fruit consumer, you will to sentenced to death, you have been warned.

Sally: The earth is flat
Rico: Okay, fruit cup
Sally: No, fruit cup is my mother's name.

by thatproto May 16, 2020

fruit junk

the sticky stuff that gets stuck to your hands after eating fruit snacks.

Guy 1: DARN! i cant get this pack of fruit snacks open, with all the fruit junk i have left on my hands from the other packs.

Guy 2: here i'll try...

by xcheesinx June 6, 2009

Fruit Jar

An organized fishing event in which "gaynglers" or homosexual fishing anglers get together on the water and proceed in homosexual activities.

did you hear about all those gaynglers down at the lake having a fruit jar?

by Sporkmcgooch45 February 14, 2018

Fruit crime

A joke phrase said when a gay person is 'inconvenienced' and they state it's because they were gay. It's not actually a hate crime, but it's still funny

"Dude my teacher failed my test. That's a fruit crime"- some gay person at one point probably

by Kalico_kid September 11, 2021

Fruit Snack

A very attractive homesexual man

“ Billy is so hot”
“Isn’t he gay?”
“Oh yea, he’s a fruit snack

by RedThunderLightning October 23, 2017

Neck Fruit

The fruit of the neck, as in the head. Used specifically to refer to receiving oral sex.

"Man, I gotta get me some neck fruit tonight."

by SevilSeveril February 23, 2014

Spiky Fruit

A gay person that is tough on the outside but sweet on the inside. Someone who will act cold while you are in public but nice and warm when you are alone.

Guy 1: "man he is cute but really mean"
Guy 2:"He is probably just a Spiky Fruit"

by MrLahey March 1, 2019