Frenchaboo

someone who isn’t French but believes that they are

Someone who ISNT French: “I’m like the French one in my friend group”

Everyone else: “she’s such a frenchaboo omfggg”

by iateapickle:) July 5, 2020

French press

A press-up (Am. push-up) done on one's knees.

Joe couldn't do 25 full press-ups so after 21 he dropped to his knees and did 4 more French presses

by Tazza June 9, 2020

French Oven

When you fart into your girl's vagina then close it real quick and pull a blanket over her head.

I ripped a mad french oven on my girl last night. We broke up.

by Lemon Isit August 27, 2020

finch brain

A person who has a brain that is the same size as a finch.

Katie is a finch brain, she thinks dolphins are fast on land

by KenzBoiDad October 10, 2020

French model diet

A person that only drinks wine and smokes cigarettes. Because smoking kills your appetite.

I’m on the French model diet

by Ricky bricklayer December 1, 2020

French-buckle

When a man accidentally bends or buckles his penis while thrusting into a woman’s pubic bone during sex causing pain to both partners.

“Take things slowly, you don’t want to go from French kissing to the French-buckle”

by BarberPete December 9, 2020

French Fry Brown

When one is feeling no stress, like a big weight has been lifted.

Yo sense I got rid of that girl I’m feeling shades lighter. I’m french fry brown right now

by Be Easy, Be Free January 3, 2021