Fried Egg

When a man ejaculates on to a hot surface making the cum start to boil

Chris came onto his CPU and its started hissing like a Fried egg

by HL10 July 25, 2015

Frigid

A relationship between two people called Dylan and Lily
Even Dylan said he was to Izzy

Lily and Dylan are frigid loollll

by Mollyisgoingtodubai May 13, 2019

Friedritis

When u smoke too much weed and get a real strong high

Wow man this weed is amazing I got friedrytas,Friedritis

by Rl1401192! August 29, 2021

pan-fried

Getting hit with a large blunt object i.e. frying pan, guitar etc.

LeaRoy tried to gank my shit so I pan-fried his ass with a tire iron.

by Ben Allen November 11, 2004

The Friedman

A semi-consensual sexual practice in which one partner forces his penis down the other's throat, causing her to vomit. While she is vomiting, the first partner turns her over and forces himself upon her anus with his participle (aka buttrapes her).

"Yo dude, I totally pulled the Friedman on Claire last night. Surprisingly, she was okay with it... It was hard to clean up, but it was worth it."

by King of the Jungle 89 April 14, 2009

Deep Fried Hairballs

Hairballs that have been tossed in a deep fryer. Preferably ones that have been regurgitated by a cat. Considered a delicacy across the world.

Man these Deep fried hairballs taste awesome

by Thesauceboss89 August 24, 2011

deep fried shit

When you take a shit and once it comes out your asshole burns.

Matt: I had these hot ass wings yesterday and when i took a shit afterwards my ass was on fire.
Joe: no way dude, thats a deep fried shit

by jdawg328 June 10, 2017