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French novelist

polite way of saying "ball sack"; the French novelist is Honoré de Balzac
Always wear an athletic cup, so nobody accidentally kicks you in the French novelist.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2016
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French Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin, performed while cleaning one's undercarriage on a Bidet.
Always a classy gentlemen, Martine opted to forego the often dirty Blumpkin for the more hygienic French Blumpkin. Stacey was appreciative of the fact she didn't have to taste his shit.
by PV Kings November 12, 2012
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French revolution

Three participants engaging in alternating french mullets on a singular target.
Me and my two buddies went out drinking one night when we saw this hipster passed out drunk face down on the street and we decided to declare a french revolution on the back of his head!
by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019
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French Wank

When one cries during/after sex or masturbation.
"You cried after you fucked Max? And Simon? It seems that all you can do these days is French wank."
by Millennial Ghost January 26, 2023
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french toasty

Cuddling in bed with your significant other, while being covered in a lot of blankets, Toasty.
Babe, do you wanna french toasty with me later?
by looooooolNo May 3, 2018
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french mindset

When your mindset is all about making kids and thinking this is an exceptional accomplishment in life but you count on others’ taxes to pay for your social welfare so you can have time to post pics of yourself on instagram together with today’s quote from self-called philosophers in order to teach the world.
Oh, i don’t want to date this guy, he doesn’t have a french mindset as he is all about earning money with work while i make more money than him with the government money coming for my two kids. I d rather post a pic of my legs in a shitty sports car to try to hook a guy with $$$
by MickeyMikke March 26, 2022
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French Centipede

a french centipede is when a canadian male has two male genitalia’s aka the penis
yoo did you know pierre is a french centipede? nah bruh that’s sick
by Braden Fredericks July 3, 2017
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