Penny For A Pound

1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.

Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"

Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"

by robotmafia October 5, 2010

Troll For a Day

When a board suffers from group think and stagnation, sometimes one poster will create a new account and log in to tweak the other posters into a flame war. The Troll for a Day will announce they are a TFAD (TFADing) and everyone will congratulate the regular after getting over their murderous impulses for bringing the community back to life. Some argue that TFADing is a valid tactic for a board administrator to re-spark interest in a community and should be applied when the situation requires it as long as all suspecting members are silenced in a swift fashion.

Posters on message boards who have experienced this behavior will immediately try to label all newcomers as "Troll For a Day".

by ewaewaty August 10, 2012

sonatin for a jazz funeral

Term used to describe the feeling you get when a girl asks you if she can put a strap-on and have anal sex with you while the music plays "psycho-killer" by talking heads

Girl : " It has been beautiful to be a man for a while"

Man : "i feel a bit sonatin for a jazz funeral. but it will pass, anymore, and it will go fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better. now i have to run run run run, run run run away" (singing out of tune)

by ciro May 12, 2014

snake for a spit

To urinate (men) or a No.1 as opposed to a No.2 i.e dropping friends off at thr pool.

Take a leak, piss, wee etc...

"Hang on I gotta take my snake for a spit..."

by ultramodern June 20, 2014

trying for a maybe

When a couple fucks a lot despite being unsure if they want children.

"I'm getting an abortion. Me and my boyfriend were trying for a maybe."

by a nouny moose April 11, 2015

pay for a spread

Baseball term; buy dinner for your entire team.

Hud:"Hey Dice, did you pay for a spread?"
Dice: "Absolutely"

by duckzor June 4, 2016

hurtin for a flirtin

When you've had a major lack of action for a while and are needing that sexual attention.

Damn I haven't been laid in a while... I'm hurtin for a flirtin.

by kohlendorf May 7, 2016