Kris Folsom

The act of masterbating at work in the bathroom.

Zach: Hey bro! Why did you lose your job today?
Conner: because I totally got caught trying to Kris Folsom!
Zach: Thats fucked up!

by Bluedevil84 August 16, 2021

Mr.Foster

A person that likes men despite saying "I like women"

Mr.Foster clearly likes men

by Trashiness May 25, 2022

hayden forster

hayden is such a girlie she is so shy but has a dark side rawr if you betray her she will use her powers on you to make you pay and also her laugh is funnier then her jokes but slayyy

that girl is so slay
yea that is hayden forster

by fairygirl1853 May 30, 2022

Addisyn Foster

A beautiful, kind, smart girl who is there for anyone. She is the type who would help you whenever. She has a great sense of humor and has a calming presence. She will be the person who will be by your side. She will make you smile bigger than the Great Wall of China.

Guy 1: Dude, I am friends with Addisyn Foster.
Guy 2: That's cap, she's the best girl in our grade.

by rubikmid93 August 7, 2022

Jodie Foster simpism syndrome

Jodie Foster Simpism Syndrome - when you simp for Jodie so hard, and you are really in love with her

he has jodie foster simpism syndrome
no surpise she hot

by t00c00lforscho00l September 16, 2022

avery foster

hes a player. he only goes after blonde bitches but its okay because im a blonde bitch. but he doesn’t want me anymore. hes super athletic but is kinda ugly, he also got a buzz cut and i looks horrid. he thinks hes the shit but hes really not. hes a cum swallowing cunt and doesn’t know how to admit it, so i did for him. he will get no where in life because he focuses on girls more then life.

P.S. i love you avery❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥

“avery foster is a fat ass player”

by his favorite ex June 17, 2023

Nick Foster

Grown man in his early 40s who gets offended by everything and is way too obsessed with teenage girls

"Nick Foster" Ew

by Gabe itch 420 May 18, 2023