Some worthless dude who basically hates women but sucks them in to think otherwise. His answer to everything is "Sorry"...with a big whine!!!
Don't be fooled ladies. He is very deceptive and SUCH A BIG FLAKE!!!
Nice women get totally sucked in my these guys...
This guy TAKES THE CAKE!!!
Don't be fooled ladies. He is very deceptive and SUCH A BIG FLAKE!!!
Nice women get totally sucked in my these guys...
This guy TAKES THE CAKE!!!
Relationship starts off with all the chivalry-opening doors, opening car door, nice words, holding hands, hugs, lots of kisses-gets you hooked then BANG, for no reason, one day doesn't want to kiss you
GFriend-what's wrong here? Why don't you want to kiss me?
Him-Oh, I forgot to tell you, I really don't like kissing
GFriend - What??? Last week you couldn't get enough of me, WTF???
Him-SORRY, I made a mistake and shouldn't have done that-I really don't like kissing
FLAKE!!!
This is the BEST ONE!
He hasn't called in 2 months-we broke up
Him-Hi how are things...etc, etc, etc, Then asks me about concert tickets to his favorite band that I bought tickets for
ex-Gfriend-thought you weren't coming so I invited someone else
Him-AWWWW
ex-Gfriend-well what do you expect, I havn't hear from you in 2 months
Him-I've been busy
ex-Gfriend-tell you what - the other concert in October for the same band-you can come then-you just have to pay for your $75 ticket. If you ACTUALLY SHOW UP, then I'll buy dinner, if not, then I'll give your ticket to someone else and you lose the $$. Sound fair?
Him-Yes, that's fair
Haven't heard from him since...LOL...F'n DUMBASS FLAKE!!!...I knew he would disappear again!!! Good riddence...
GFriend-what's wrong here? Why don't you want to kiss me?
Him-Oh, I forgot to tell you, I really don't like kissing
GFriend - What??? Last week you couldn't get enough of me, WTF???
Him-SORRY, I made a mistake and shouldn't have done that-I really don't like kissing
FLAKE!!!
This is the BEST ONE!
He hasn't called in 2 months-we broke up
Him-Hi how are things...etc, etc, etc, Then asks me about concert tickets to his favorite band that I bought tickets for
ex-Gfriend-thought you weren't coming so I invited someone else
Him-AWWWW
ex-Gfriend-well what do you expect, I havn't hear from you in 2 months
Him-I've been busy
ex-Gfriend-tell you what - the other concert in October for the same band-you can come then-you just have to pay for your $75 ticket. If you ACTUALLY SHOW UP, then I'll buy dinner, if not, then I'll give your ticket to someone else and you lose the $$. Sound fair?
Him-Yes, that's fair
Haven't heard from him since...LOL...F'n DUMBASS FLAKE!!!...I knew he would disappear again!!! Good riddence...
by RawAngel July 28, 2010
Get the Flake mug.a very pale white boy who with visible dandruff all over his head. he usually avoids showers and hates niggers. has flakey skin (caution do not get too close or his flakes might cut you).
by uglyflakefaggot December 5, 2009
Get the flakeboy mug.Arbitrarily distributed flakes or small chunks of cocaine, usually not known to exist until an instance of sweet serendipity leads to their discovery.
Cokehead: I thought I was out, but then I found some frosted flakes in my hoodie pocket this morning... they're more than good... they're fucking GREAT!
Junkie: Breakfast of champions...
Junkie: Breakfast of champions...
by Snowflake 2.0 August 6, 2012
Get the Frosted Flakes mug.by Tim Flaka X May 12, 2010
Get the Flaka mug.by Egbert March 5, 2003
Get the corn flakes mug.by Here come dat boi bucky May 18, 2017
Get the catching flak mug.the unreal discharge of the totally awesome super hero Tony the Tiger
he eats them every day and they make him supercharged and outrageously cool.
he eats them every day and they make him supercharged and outrageously cool.
en espanol- Frosted Flakes por favor
auf deustch- ich brauchen meine Frosted Flakes
in ebonics- yo ima go cop me some of dem Frosted Flakes
auf deustch- ich brauchen meine Frosted Flakes
in ebonics- yo ima go cop me some of dem Frosted Flakes
by M u ff in Ju ic e March 22, 2003
Get the Frosted Flakes mug.