The irrational fixation to hook up/ have sex with women who have been passed around more than the Communion cup at X-Mass Midnight Mass.
Fulfilling this act often gives the fetishist the illusion that he is a "God Among Women" and false self confidence & neurotic pride. When in all reality, he just fucks whores, an act anyone can do, given that whores are easy. Thus, making him Douchlord & not a "God Among Women."
Fulfilling this act often gives the fetishist the illusion that he is a "God Among Women" and false self confidence & neurotic pride. When in all reality, he just fucks whores, an act anyone can do, given that whores are easy. Thus, making him Douchlord & not a "God Among Women."
Girl 1: "Ugh, why does he think he so cool all of a sudden"
Girl 2: "he's not, he's just got a big head & Mary Magdalen Fetish."
Girl 2: "he's not, he's just got a big head & Mary Magdalen Fetish."
by Ginger Foxcreek October 12, 2011
Get the Mary Magdalen Fetishmug. someone who constantly feeds a cat in hopes it will sit on your bare lap and you stroke the cat fur and get aroused. Believing the cat won't survive outside without you. Prefer the cat to people. tell your ol lady to leave so you can Carlos fuck the cat.
by countryboomboom December 18, 2021
Get the crazy cat fetishmug. You have Jasons foot fetish
by NOSH22GAMING February 8, 2019
Get the Jasons foot fetishmug. The pleasure one obtains when one farts while passing through revolving doors, and then watching for that moment when other people pass through the same doors, smell the captured fart in the compartment, and react to the gift that keeps on giving. Similar to Linear Fart Fetish, when one farts at the bottom of an escalator and then turns around to watch people below as they pass through the invisible cloud of odor.
Wilfred could entertain himself for hours, indulging his circular fart fetish, by passing gas in the revolving doors at work, then watching from the sidewalk as his co-workers got caught in an endless cycle of his noxious contributions.
by The Grimm Reaper July 22, 2018
Get the Circular Fart Fetishmug. When one develops a sense of love, affection and infatuation for their teacher, guru and/or shaman. Although rare, it does happen and hopefully the sufferer will get over it in due haste.
Miranda: I just had this incredible retreat, but I can't quite get over my shaman, it's like I'm love-struck or something. It's getting annoying now, it's been, weeks and it's not going away!
Melissa: Oh that's just Guru Fetish Syndrome, don't worry you'll get over it.
Melissa: Oh that's just Guru Fetish Syndrome, don't worry you'll get over it.
by Lavinaura December 29, 2018
Get the Guru Fetish Syndromemug. A fetish in which the person involved is attracted to and/or turned on by the fetishes or sexual acts committed to the website Urbandictionary.com. Usually used in an offensive or derogatory manor.
'Hey Dave did you hear that Dan is into golden showers and colorado turnarounds?'
'No, and what the hell are those things anyway?'
'They are sex acts that he found out about on Urban Dictionary'
'Oh, then he must have the Urban Dictionary Fetish!'
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'I hate those damn Urban Dictionary Fetish freaks and their damn angry dragons!!!
'No, and what the hell are those things anyway?'
'They are sex acts that he found out about on Urban Dictionary'
'Oh, then he must have the Urban Dictionary Fetish!'
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'I hate those damn Urban Dictionary Fetish freaks and their damn angry dragons!!!
by GasMaskMan November 14, 2011
Get the Urban Dictionary Fetishmug. man 1: we should watch alvin and the chipmunks
man 2: nah man that movie makes me horny asf, i have an alvin and the chipmunks fetish.
man 2: nah man that movie makes me horny asf, i have an alvin and the chipmunks fetish.
by trumpisagrosslittlebitch December 4, 2020
Get the alvin and the chipmunks fetishmug.