fanny buzz

makes you feel all tingly *whispers* down there

did you see james mcavoy with his top off in wanted?
yeah, it gave me a proper fanny buzz that did!

by jooli2 January 5, 2011

fanny rimmer

Fanny = vagina
Rimmer = when circleing your tounge over anothers body parts
When you circle your tounge over a womans vagina there. Can be other sorts of rimmers eg anus rimmer, titty rimmer etc

"Hey geuse what i dont with lucy last night"
"eww shay your just a fanny rimmer"

by unimermaid June 22, 2014

sick fanny

She's got her period

I was going to have a real night with our lass but she's got a sick fanny

by bezzr77 September 11, 2007

fanny bandit

someone who is excessively obsessed with asses and or fannies henceforth chases and steals them at random

those damned fanny bandits almost got my ass pussy again!

by tyler gross October 25, 2008

fanny blaster

A fanny blaster is an individual with the ability to blast their fanny; known to scientists as the phenomenon of ejactualating large amounts of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, contributing to global warming considerably.

Also used metephorically to describe someone of a gasey nature, i.e talks a load of shite.

policeman: we have a situation here, can't breathe
emergency services: calm down, whats the assesement?
policeman: we've got us a fanny blaster!

"greg, you complete and utter fanny blaster"

by Luke webb August 10, 2006

fanny fart

what always happens when i'm with yo momma

last saturday evening

by maybe i'm your dad July 12, 2004

cock-a-fanny

n. The act of hiding one's wedding tackle between one's legs to give the appearence of having female genitals. Popularised by Captain Sensible and East German female shot-putters of the 70's

by b0ng April 3, 2003