Fainting Couch

A one armed coach. The name "fainting couch" originated in the 1920's when women wore their corsets so tight that they would faint due to loss of oxygen to the brain

Loraine, move out of the way. I'm light headed. I need the fainting couch

by skylarskank August 3, 2008

The old faithful

when a male ejaculates into their partners belly-button crevice and proceeds to punch them in the sides and making the man-juice shoot up like a geyser.

neil gave that bitch the old faithful last night.

by Ben Paxton September 27, 2007

Faith

This is an absolutely gorgeous chick that is always sweet, kind, and caring. She's great with kids. She is very hard working. Super sexy. She loves her God and is totally dedicated to Him(Jesus). She will be the best wife any guy could ever ask for.

My wife is gonna be a faith.

by The most amazing person ever! August 6, 2012

faith

A certain religion uses "faith" to have its followers believe in the improvable, or the false. Faith gives the “religious” the ability to say something very similar to the following: "I am wearing a invisible hat whose existence can never be proven, and cannot ever be seen, felt, touched, or experienced." Some religious organizations say that you must believe the hat is there. Those with undirtied minds have no the slightest question on whether that hat is there. They know it is not there. The sick part of the circle is that “faith” makes the ludicricies unable to be proven.

Fr. John says to the class of kidergarderners, "We have no evidence or any kind (execpt the fiction novel called the 'Bible') that Jesus rose from the dead, but you still have to believe it on faith, or be punished to an eternial damnation that we do not have any evidence of."

by Connor Hatfield May 28, 2006

faith

a hot girl with an amazing body. usually blonde. really funny and has a lot of friends. pretty bad ass and gets all the guys but is not a whore.

Look at that fine chick
she's gotta be a faith

by anonymous7732 May 16, 2011

Old Faithful

Named after the famous geyser in Yellowstone National Park, this is a schlong that spontaneously erupts and unleashes a cum geyser right into your girl's face when you pull your dick out of her mouth.

...And boy, was SHE surprised when she got sprayed in the face by Old Faithful!

by Mansnake February 11, 2005

failtacular

a fail so epic its almost a win

Tyler: I love the song "Somebody Like You" by the Scorpions.
Me: It's "No One Like You."
Tyler: No it's not.
Me: Yeah it is.
Tyler: You know what? I'll ask my mom. Mom, Is it "Somebody Like You" or "No One Like You."
Mom: "No One Like You."
Tyler: Oh you're right it's "Nobody Like You."
Me: Actually it's "No One Like You."
Tyler: No you're wrong!!!! Let me ask my mom again. MOM?!
Mom: Yeah it's "No One Like You."
Tyler: WHAT THE @#^$!
Me: Wow Tyler, Failtacular.

by tranchemonsta March 23, 2009