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Status Fail

When you post a lame/dumb/obnoxious status and somebody leaves a comment on it that garners more "likes" than the status itself.
Matt: "That was a lame googled status Jamie had yesterday about rompers."

Alex: "I know, I mean your 'he used google' comment got more likes."

Matt: "Talk about a total status fail."
by The-kyids August 2, 2011
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Ben-fail

to ben-fail is to be dateing a someone for sixmonths and you still have not kissed him/her
"wow wtf man your such a ben-fail"
"yea i guess im a panzie"
by XDkamikazeXD March 27, 2009
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Hossa Fail

(back story) In 2007-2008 Marian Hossa started the NHL season with the Atlanta Thrashers and was traded to the Pittsburgh Penguins near the trade deadline. The Penguins made it to the Stanley Cup final due to the trade, the Penguins failed to gain a victory over the 2007-2008 Stanley Cup Champion Detroit Red Wings.

For the 2008-2009 NHL Hockey season Hossa decided to pass up a $50 million contract with the Pittsburgh Penguins to sign for a $7.5 million one year contract with the Detroit Red Wings.

Final Result: The Pittsburgh Penguins, Detroit Red Wings, and Marian Hossa all ended up in the Stanley Cup Finals in a rematch, but Hossa was on the other side. The Penguins won and Hossa LOST AGAIN!!!!

RATIONALE: THIS IS THE ONLY ACT IN ALL OF PROFESSIONAL SPORTS THAT IS MORE THAN AN EPIC FAIL. HE LEFT THE WINNING TEAM, THAT OFFERED HIM MORE MONEY!!!!
A mountain biker racing down a mountain swerves and crashes in to a cameraman and a tree.

-The biker causing the crash with a tree=EPIC FAIL.
-The cameraman not standing up and moving out of the way of the tree and the bike= HOSSA FAIL!!!
by Inferno1 June 21, 2009
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Google Fail

The process of shattering misguided/idiotic ideas and thoughts by using the all-powerful, all-knowing Google search.
Ann: I'm gonna name my garage band.... hm.... Mute Math.
*She Google searches "Mute Math"*
Ann: OH NO! Some other band has it!

Bob: GOOGLE FAIL!
by PokeHerface March 25, 2009
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girl-failing

When a girl complains that she's failing school when in reality she has a 95 average
Girl: Oh my god guysssss I'm failingggg!
Everyone else: No you're not, you're just girl-failing
by lawz December 29, 2006
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Fail Boat

Someone who constantly fails at something, and generally Life in its self. Can be told to the person as a pay out.
Excuse me, sir can i plz ride take a ride on your fail boat.

Hey lets all jump on to this noobs fail boat and take a ride down Fail Lake.
by World Owner January 14, 2009
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epic fail

Sedrik in Heroic ramps as the tank.

'Man that was an epic fail'

'No. Sedrik in heroic ramps is epic fail.
by boris929 December 22, 2008
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