Facebook wank

When you log on to facebook, the first girl you see that has updated their status, you open up a picture of her and have a wank.

"I had a facebook wank last night!"
"What's that?"
"I logged on, saw Sarah at the top of list opened up a picture of her and had a wank!"
"Sounds good!"

by Jimmy Peters December 24, 2008

facebook friend

someone you met and know in real life, but contact is confined to facebook for reasons other than distance.

1. when susi broke up with joe, they agreed they would remain friends. but susi didn't actually want to see joe in person, so now they're just facebook friends.

2. you know ted, my facebook friend? funny guy. he's always working though, so we never see him around.

by thust July 27, 2008

Faceboocrastinating

Faceboocrastinating is the putting aside of primary tasks in order to spend time on facebook

'Hey man do you want to join our study group?'
'Yeah I'll join but I'll probably just spend my time faceboocrastinating.'

by ladiesman218 June 13, 2009

Facebook Friend

A person who claims to be your friend on facebook, but doesn't notice or speak to you in real life.

Matt - That girl Jessica added me as a friend last night, and we talked a lot about random crap, but in class she didn't even notice me.

Jeff - Probably because she's just your Facebook friend

Matt - Forever alone

by Im-Forever-Alone January 6, 2012

FABOL (FABOLLING)

FABOL: Fashionable Adjective Based On Lifestyle

Fabolling: (pr like 'labeling')
remixing a trendy adjective to sell your product

examples of a FABOL (FABOLLING)

dolphin friendly cars
eco-friendly movies
organic cellphones
carbon neutral Sky TV
fairtrade lesbian pornography – where all actresses were paid a minimum of $1000 per scene, so no exploitation going on here folks

by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009

fabo

a member of D4L (Down For Life), also known for there song laffy taffy

Fabo first few lines:
I'm lookin fo' Mrs. Bubble Gum
I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)

by why do you want to know January 12, 2006

facebook humping

when two people, dating or not, proceed to comment on each others walls and pictures,back and forth continuously to the point of exhaustion.

"Maria commented on so many of Andy's pictures last night. She's totally facebook humping him."

"I feel bad for Maria's Ex"
"Why?"
"Because her and Andy are facebook humping in front of everyone"

by Hchamp June 19, 2007