Fuck me

Haveing sex

Girl:FUCK ME

Guy;:okay uuuu

by Your favorite White Girl June 25, 2019

are you trying to fuck with me?

don't mess with me

are you trying to fuck with me?

by Khado April 15, 2017

Well fuck me dead

an Australian way of expressing surprise

spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf

by raybeez February 11, 2022

Fuck me boots

Especially tall stripper-looking boots that are slutty that women wear for sexual attention. Could also be other items or clothing suggestive of the same thing. Example: fuck me skirt, fuck me pants, etc.

“You walking the streets tonight in them fuck me boots?”
“Naw, nigga. I’m going to the club.”

by KimberKelsey December 7, 2018

Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.

Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.

by Astertious June 8, 2024

Fucking Shitting Me

1) Is This Real?

2) this is a Problem

Etymology: Pennsylvanian Dutch

Are you fucking shitting me?

by Swoon4Heart April 24, 2022

Fuck Me in The Ass

Having a penis use your ass for its pleasure until it orgasms.

The act is not complete unless the penis cums in the ass it is fucking. If the penis does not cum it is simply an ass pounding.

Yeah i let him fuck me in the ass.

All the way?

Well yeah it wasnt just an ass pounding

by PPinA77 January 23, 2022