Fellatio Forest

The fictional place to describe oral sex

Sam: did you take that chick to pound town?

Tim: no, I settled and went to fellatio forest.

Sam: I hear the weather is great there this time of year.

by George7545677 December 17, 2013

Hair Force One

The Bobby pins used to hold down the presidential candidates or president's hair/wig.

"If not for Hair Force One, the wind would have whipped that wig right off their head at the last campaign stop!"

by evablogger September 3, 2016

net force

The sum of the vectors of all forces acting on a object.

the net force of the car that just crashed into my watermelon was over 9000 and exploded my ballsack.

by DICKFACE MAGEE March 1, 2017

Magical Forest

The Magic Forest or Magical Forest is another name for the shit ton of hair surrounding a man reproductive organ.

Dude 1: Bro I was totally going to bang Jennifer last night but my Magical Forest started to itch.
Dude 2: Bro that totally sucks you should try GoldBond Medicated Powder™ for a relieving feeling.
Dude 1: Thanks so much bro I appreciate the advice.

by Blano July 10, 2017

morning forest

when multiple men wake up and get morning woods together

i woke up and could tell all my friends had boners, it's a morning forest around here.

by big.cock September 16, 2017

deadly force

When someone responds to actions with an action that could result in death.
Often seen with Police officers. Officers have the right to use deadly force if a suspect has a weapon that can kill or incapacitate him. IE: guns, baseball bats, tasers, mace, knives, etc. Officers can justifiably use deadly force on suspects with knives and bats if they are acting hostile/are noncompliant, and are within about 25 ft. 25ft is the typical distance a person can suprise attack an officer before they can react and draw their weapon.

Tommy got shot when he came at an officer with a bat. The judge said it was a justifiable use of deadly force.

by E903 June 12, 2018

Greasy Forest

The term used for when someone has really greasy hair and alot of hair. Typically something you would say to that one friend who looks like he dipped his head in UKFC (Bradford Take-away) oil. The term typically arose in 2018 when lots of British people started having long hair and therefore lots of greasy haired people were recognised

Damn you should get that Greasy Forest sorted.

Are you a Greasy Forester?

by Sherazzy's Dad July 17, 2018