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Farter Martyr

When you’re forced into a space with no escape and someone lets one rip. You are to suffer through the stench of a deranged butthole. May cause watering eyes, nose burning, brain throbbing, and feelings of despair .
Do not farter martyr me. I’ll make you pay for it.

I was stuck in an elevator and had to go from 1st to 5th floor and someone farter marytred me. Worst suffering of my life.

Dude she is the one for me . I farter martyr her all the time and she still loves me.

She died for the sins of my butthole.

Don’t be a farter martyr.
by Octimus Pwime’s mom November 22, 2023
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Faeter

Someone who is a buzzkill in a conversation; can also be used to identify someone who is non-athletic
He interrupted the conversation so rudely, he was being a faeter.
by Ratikkar Mist March 19, 2024
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Faeter

A person who is useless and quite stupid; also someone who doesn’t know anything.
He dropped his book on his foot, what a Faeter!
by Ratikkar Mist April 8, 2024
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Festerford

Welsh slang for a local pedophile or nonce. Someone not to be trusted in the vicinity of minors, playgrounds or schools
There's a festerford hanging around the park with a puppy and bag of haribo, someone should call the police
by Jamiesa5 April 13, 2024
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Fatterance

Fatterance is a word combining Fat and Reassurance. Used to describe someone who rightly reassured themselves that being fat is fine. And that it doesn't take away from their title of a human being. Someone who is unashamed of being fat.
My husband's Fatterance precedes that of many other men his age, and I believe he's also one of the popular ones in his friend group.
by JohnOfTheRealms May 14, 2024
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Faltering ass boundaries

When a females "no"'s mean "yesssss" then turn into real " NO" or even a "stop it I'm serious"
Damn girl you confuse the f*** out of me with your faltering ass boundaries
by DIRTY-D530 June 2, 2024
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Farterrific

Farterrific is when something smells so bad that people around you are bothered by it and this pleases you, so it's good, but only you are enjoying it. Remember, it doesn't have to be a fart, but it probably is.
Can you smell that, did you fart? Yes! Isn't it farterrific!!?
by anonymous March 22, 2025
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