fanny webb

fanny webb has two meanings, the first being dirty sex juices that have been left and dried up.

the second meaning is, when a woman has not had any sexual activity for a while hence the webs in her vagina.

"oh fuck, i better fucking clean me up cause im dirty as shit... iv well got fanny webb."



"ever since i caught the aids all iv been getting down there is fanny webb"

by john abdhule October 29, 2008

fanny fart

Fanny farts are small air bubbles that are sometimes released out of a woman’s vagina when she moves.

“did you just hear that”
“yeah lol it was a fanny fart”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

sick fanny

She's got her period

I was going to have a real night with our lass but she's got a sick fanny

by bezzr77 September 11, 2007

fanny bandit

someone who is excessively obsessed with asses and or fannies henceforth chases and steals them at random

those damned fanny bandits almost got my ass pussy again!

by tyler gross October 25, 2008

fanny blaster

A fanny blaster is an individual with the ability to blast their fanny; known to scientists as the phenomenon of ejactualating large amounts of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, contributing to global warming considerably.

Also used metephorically to describe someone of a gasey nature, i.e talks a load of shite.

policeman: we have a situation here, can't breathe
emergency services: calm down, whats the assesement?
policeman: we've got us a fanny blaster!

"greg, you complete and utter fanny blaster"

by Luke webb August 10, 2006

fanny fart

what always happens when i'm with yo momma

last saturday evening

by maybe i'm your dad July 12, 2004

slack fanny

In Devon (West of England), an idle, slow and incompetent person who is no use to man nor beast. Just like a slack fanny (whether British or American), someone who does a poor job of whatever they are meant to be doing.

'That Pete's such a slack fanny. Three bloody years I've been waiting for him to look at my roof.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006