Family members Whose presence is Rare and Far in between and When They Show Face, They come With Demands. So you love from afar.
When Ty Comes Let me know ahead of time, He begging and it's annoying. He's one of them Fair Whether Family, members I can only handle in spurts .
by ComingCorrect May 5, 2021

Greg: "%^*& you, you ^*&@ing piece of god%&^ @#$%!"
Bob: "Whoa, watch the swear fair, dude. There's children around here."
Bob: "Whoa, watch the swear fair, dude. There's children around here."
by hopeofmen August 15, 2011

The hiring process which certain people have to obtain employment at certain agencies. This connection is usually to management or board members who want to hire their friends instead of promoting their current employees that are over qualified and well-deserved.
Once again the new hire has a "fair connection", thusly they got the open position. FUCKING SUCKS!!!
by Tara April 21, 2005

The act of holding onto an object suspended in the air and letting go explosive diarrhea onto your partners private part as a last resort to turn them on.
by Kentucky’s grand man June 30, 2025

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.
"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"
by AwrightPal August 8, 2015

The best fair that could ever possibly occur. After the Olp Fair, everyone goes crazy. Summer is on the horizon. The fair is filled with rides, some popular ones are Zipper and Gravatron. Everyone will tell you “Omg you know how many people have gotten tossed out of the zipper” but it never has happened. The Olp Fair is the best time of the year without a doubt. Everyone gets excited for it and everyone knows to bring their quarters for the infamous quarter game where no one ever wins.
by New Providence Lover May 19, 2018

by Rikudowo December 3, 2019
