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facecroissant

An action expressing confusion or disappointment. The same as facepalm, but involves the person taking a croissant and shoving it in their face.
OMG. *facecroissant*
by suburbboy July 12, 2010
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Facepressing

Using Facebook to make yourself seem cooler than you actually are in real life as a means to impress. A person may facepress through:
-Statuses that exist purely for self glorification
-Comments designed to make he or she seem smart and/or hip/horny
-Pictures of them doing cool activities with friends (possibly staged for maximum coolness)
-Quizzes that tell you what female body part he or she is to show that he or she is comfortable with the human body, and is funny in a cute way.
John Smith is: Just got done working out at 24. Time to get ready for work 7 to close! come see me! Then gotta study for BioChem! Gotta be dedicated, to be the best. Impossible is nothing. Just do it.

John Smith's facepressing is second to few.
by Mastacoolman666 March 27, 2011
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Facial Filter

A form of facial control one wishes they had because their facial reaction gives away their true feelings before they get a chance to speak.
If only he turned on his facial filter when she asked if her dress made her look too fat.

R.I.P John.
by Karma14 April 23, 2011
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Facebook Prude

A person who constantly deletes comments made by others because they contain swear words.
Ericka is such a Facebook Prude. Every time I say a naughty word in a comment on her posts, she deletes the comment. What a Facebook Prude.
by Tdanglin May 5, 2011
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Facebook Sniper

A person that tags you on facebook when you're out without you knowing it blowing your cover.
Person A: Man I left that crazy bitch at the other club time to cut loose.

Person B: Well don't look know but she just walked in and is coming this way.

Person A: How the fuck did she find me. Aww shit Mike just tagged me here on facebook. Fucking facebook sniper.
by Bondito007 May 6, 2011
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Face-Group

A group on the popular social networking site Facebook.

Other variations include face-event for events on Facebook and face-chat for using the IM chat service.
I lost my phone on a night out so I've made a face-group to try and get some numbers back.

Make a new face-event for your birthday next week. I'll tell people about it when I'm using face-chat.
by Gr3mlin89 June 24, 2011
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Face Of A Bitch

The "etched-on" permanent nasty look a woman gets on her face when she's a total demanding bitch.

With one glance, you know she's to be avoided.

Her Face Of A Bitch sneer says it all.
"Don't ask that chick out, Dude! Despite her great body, she has the Face Of A Bitch."
by Scrappy SamCat September 26, 2011
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