When you pleasure yourself, and ur dick sneezes in 5 mins or less. Usually in a very unsatisfying way.
Billy didn't have time to do any edging, and was left considering his life decisions after the resulting easy eddie
by MinivanMafiaMan January 17, 2022

eddie is a name of a super energetic guy . very sweet , and loves to joke around . likes music such as country folk and jazz . when you meet an eddie , you never forget him for life .
by dr. grey's anatomy March 26, 2021

The act of bringing outstandingly bad luck to oneself and other, against all odds, and creating significant damage as a result. Can be described as « Masterclass Eddy » if it generates three or more unlucky events simultaneously.
- Man, can’t believe it, a pidgeon just dropped a shit on my head!
- Dude, classic Eddy...
- My new suit got trashed, I had to go back home and the elevator crashed. I was stuck for 3 hours !
- Wooow bro that’s a masterclass Eddy !!!
- Dude, classic Eddy...
- My new suit got trashed, I had to go back home and the elevator crashed. I was stuck for 3 hours !
- Wooow bro that’s a masterclass Eddy !!!
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