Jork Drag, or 'JD' for short, is a term used to describe the concentration of your life in which you've spent jorking it.
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.
If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.
JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.
If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.
JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)
'Gentlemen, you been makin' sure to keep your JD low?'
'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'
Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'
'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'
Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'
by JD_Master March 21, 2025
Get the Jork Dragmug. The act of reaching one mans hand through another man’s legs from behind and starting at the tip of the shaft and working your way back to the gooch and ending at the anus.
Last weekend at the Green Door Ole Tom gave Maurice “Mo Bitch$” a clean hand drag that he rated a 10/10
by Cookie Monster SB May 23, 2019
Get the hand dragmug. Allison: You're wearing that? Nobody thinks that's cool.
Hannah: Nobody cares but you.
Allison: You are so uncool! You should have clothes like mine. You have no sense of style. You don't know what's cool. Everything you wear is lame. Why are you so lame? (continues talking with no self-awareness)
Terri: What a nag-drag!
Hannah: Nobody cares but you.
Allison: You are so uncool! You should have clothes like mine. You have no sense of style. You don't know what's cool. Everything you wear is lame. Why are you so lame? (continues talking with no self-awareness)
Terri: What a nag-drag!
by dictionaryenchantress June 12, 2022
Get the nag-dragmug. A joke started on TikTok surrounded around the streamer ninja who said that the ninja with the low taper fade meme was still popular months after nobody used it anymore. This sparked the creation of many memes talking about ninja dragging the joke which has become more popular than the low taper fade meme ever was.
Hey guys did you see the low taper fade meme it’s probably the biggest meme of the year and I saw 15 new versions of it today on TikTok. Reply: bro ninja dragging it right now
by JohnJonathon May 10, 2024
Get the ninja dragging itmug. Barbs Drag House is the best group chat that was ever made on twitter, they survived multiple raids and still the baddest.
by MAESBIGGESTFANN November 21, 2020
Get the Barbs Drag Housemug. The hobby of dressing up in exaggerated makeup and clothes for a performance. There are two different types of drag, seen below.
First is drag queens, where people dress up like women, or in feminine fashion. A few examples of popular drag queens are RuPaul, Trixie Mattel, and Adore Delano.
Second is drag kings, the act of dressing up like a man, or in masculine fashion. Some examples of popular drag kings are Landon Cider, Adam All, and Koco Caine.
Although both drag kings and queens are commonly tied to certain genders or sexualities, both hobbies can be enjoyed by all people, regardless of gender and sexuality.
First is drag queens, where people dress up like women, or in feminine fashion. A few examples of popular drag queens are RuPaul, Trixie Mattel, and Adore Delano.
Second is drag kings, the act of dressing up like a man, or in masculine fashion. Some examples of popular drag kings are Landon Cider, Adam All, and Koco Caine.
Although both drag kings and queens are commonly tied to certain genders or sexualities, both hobbies can be enjoyed by all people, regardless of gender and sexuality.
by Momma Chandler October 15, 2020
Get the Dragmug. by Awkave March 14, 2016
Get the drag ragmug.