Douche-cruiser

Class of vehicle. Typically lowered, with loud speakers and rims. Generally under the command of a young adolescent male driver who has yet to discover how douchetastic he is, but sometimes manned by the older male who is fully aware of his douchetasticness.

"check out that douche-cruiser!" Or " hey man wanna borrow my car?, That ol' douche-cruiser? No thanks I'll walk."

by Clumpydumper September 24, 2018

DoucheBag Humor

When someone says something and its thrown back in their face or realize they messed up and cover it up by saying "It was a joke man" or "I'm just kidding bro". They proceed to yell calm down and make you look like the bad person in the conversation. These people can be defined as Douchebags for their crappy humor

Guy 1: No offense, but you sound like a faggot, Just kidding *laughs*

Guy 2: Why do you think that's funny? My voice is just like this, you dick

Guy 1: Dude I was just kidding man, calm down

Guy 2: Nice Douchebag humor Jimmy

by AugustineYeetus April 9, 2019

Douche Puff

Shot out white boy who works at hire quest with a raging bandanna addiction. Also responds to Chocolate chip cookie or Jaquanda

Yo dat nigga be a str8 douche puff yo!

by OG Bobby Hill November 15, 2019

dish douche

One who never washes the dishes, even though he or she always offers to wash the dishes. A dish douche will mysteriously disappear as soon as dinner is eaten, and return to the kitchen once the last saucer has been dried and put away.

Pete hasn't scrubbed a single plate in his life. If you added up all the unwashed dishes in this dish douche's life, you could cast a shadow over Manhattan.

by shootandrun October 11, 2009

bro-douche

When a Bro, usually covered in tattoos with tight shirt, dickies shorts, and sometimes trucker hat, is labeled by actions or appearance as a douche. Can also be spotted by habit of drinking bud light or miller 64, and sometimes other lime infused girly beers.

anna looks dead, cindy looks like she drank 15 red bulls, and i just look like a bro-douche

by JoeyB1388 January 15, 2011

omega douche

A person (s) of exceeded amounts of douchery he or she became god (dess) of douchebags

Did you see Brady yesterday? Man that guy is a omega douche

by darknessofsins March 11, 2015

Basic Douché

A guy that thinks he is relevant, unique, and hot shit. He considers himself a gym rat, and takes more selfies than actually working out. He'll use the word "brah" and brags about how many chicks he's hooked up with within in the last month. Any story you have to share, he has a better one to 1 up you. He wears a Ralph Lauren deep V t-shirts or pink or salmon colored button ups/polos as a statement but ends up wearing the same thing as his other Basic D friend next to him. He's on Tinder, and always swipes right. He may wear a man bun or have a hard part. He has to get a girl drunk to get laid. He wears Beats by Dre headphones with a hoodie at the gym. He overuses hashtags in his Instagram posts. #gains #dowork #legday #fit #fitfam #fit4lyfe

"Brah, my day just doesn't feel right without my morning pre-workout, but I'm not going to let that stop me from getting turnt. That chick from last night was so faded and I thought I was going to smash but that Bitch puked in my new blacked-out Charger so I kicked that hoe to the curb." -Basic Douché

by Not Another Basic B November 29, 2015