Wanking on the door knob

The informal term for Auto Erotic Asphyxiaton by hanging onesself from the door - commonly used by coroners & medical examiners in informal setting

Did you determine the cause of death Scott?
I think we can rule out foul play Ed, I'm fairly certain he was just wanking on the door knob.

by Ed Bosh February 12, 2022

I ate your doorframe

Sonic.exe ate your doorframe

Sonic.exe: I ate your doorframe, I ate your doorframe
Boyfriend: I ate your door frame? (laughing)
Sonic.exe: Idk man I just like eating doorframes.

by TheMarketMan June 19, 2022

dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

telling someone you think they should leave without pause and dont let the door hit them in the ass on their way out

my ex start a big argument with me i told her dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

by bluebear September 12, 2022

rick the door technician

Rick the door technician is the hardest boss in Star Wars: Jedi survivor, actually he is the strongest character in all of fiction.

person 1: I was playing Elden ring and suddenly a boss appeared named "Rick the door technician" he ran up to me and i died instantly
person 2: same thing happened to me! I was playing minecraft though.
person 3: same thing happened to me in fortnite!
person 1: SHUT THE #### UP
person 2: SHUT THE #### UP

by frogsarecool290902 May 4, 2023

Knocking on a glass door

Doing something unnecessary like knocking on a glass door

Why are you knocking on the glass door you can see in there “knocking on a glass door”

by Alpine but September 12, 2023

keep the wolf from the door

have enough money to avert hunger or starvation (used hyperbolically).

"I work part-time to pay the mortgage and keep the wolf from the door"

by Jmh123 May 13, 2018

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house

`look behind you

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it

by MasterKuby January 23, 2021