Divine Shitervention

When you have to go #2 during an inescapable situation, and something happens that allows you to get to the bathroom.

Man, last night I was on the phone with my mom and I had to take a dump really bad. Thankfully, I had an incident of divine shitervention and her battery died.

by PantsMan.EXE July 5, 2011

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Dividing by 0

The quickest way to end life as we know it.

Me: Don't even try dividing by 0.
Person: *divides by 0*
*universe implodes*

by Normal American Citizen August 9, 2012

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divik • Divik Srivastava • Divika • Divikesh • Divine • dipika • devika • Divina • divine intervention • diving

someone usually identified by their divij like appearance. very into science and elon musk, and talks similar to how a divij usually would. his name starts with a d and ends with a j, as expected for a divij. can also be refered to as dij if you speak fast enough. much like all the others dijs, he can be fooled easily, just like the old witch fooled me into believing i was invisible. i was arrested for public indecency.

divij is dijing again.
dij stop.
dij discord aaa
divij. would you like to join me for a game of chess?
quandale : alas, my greatest foe, we meet again! wait who is this dij looking person and why is he behind your horse?

jamarius : pay no heed little one, he just is.
quandale : let us come to an accord mon ami, this has gone on for way too long!
jamarius : fuck no dumass joust me.
quandale : aite mane pull up den, pussy boy
jamarius : fuckouttahea ewok (jousting sound effects)
dij passed away after being trampled by horses. he went to heaven and was in so much disbelief that he willed it out of existence, damning trillions of souls to hell and sending them to satans fiery claws.

by visheshsux November 12, 2022

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