Gaping Diarrhea

Diarrhea so bad that it widens your asshole open to let everything spill out in a single push.

Person 1: "You were screaming really loud, what happened?"
Person 2: Gaping Diarrhea

by Mannyfeats February 29, 2024

Diarrhea

You expect me to believe you'll watch me diarrhea shit but you won't watch me masterbate.... I don't believe you...

Hym "Diarrhea"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

Diarrhea Dildo

When you freeze diarrhea in a silicone dildo tray and fuck yourself with it.

Alex: My ex stole my sex toys when he left so I had to make a diarrhea dildo last night.
Kyle: Can I use it after?

by sara da terra March 5, 2024

diarrhea doo doo nigga balls

When you stuff yo nuts in a girls ass and she diarrhea shits them out

Yo bro I was at the New York Holocaust museum and I got a diarrhea doo doo nigga balls in the bathroom.

by SissyJulia March 11, 2024

Dishpan Diarrhea

n: a condition in which one has a sudden urge to go to the bathroom when it’s time to clear the table and clean the dishes after dinner.

Dude what? Don't tell me he has dishpan diarrhea again! It's so annoying that he never wants to help clean up after dinner.

by Coolmom1982 March 15, 2024

Diarrhea

Dangerous liquid shit

Please don’t hold your poop it will make you throw up from shit.
And sit on the toilet if you fell fart or poop doesn’t matter go to the damn bathroom bitch
Kid:Mom! Why I poop and I fell like water poop?
Mother: oh no! You must have diarrhea! I gotta get medicine for quick now!

by Leon1023 July 6, 2022

Diarrhea

Diarrhea, diarrhea, it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun.

Diarrhea diarrhoea, when your hanging with a fella and it comes out like Nutella.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, people think its funny but its really hot and runny.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, when you squeeze it like a fart and it turns into a shart.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Person 1 - "Omg I've been feeling sick recently, my shit went watery and it turned into diarrhea I think I need to take pills fir it or go to a doctor."

Person 2 - "Why the fuck did you just tell me that?"

by Super00sucker July 26, 2022