Dookie

(Adj.)

The antonym of "fiend"

To suck at something or to lack awesomeness.

Christian: Wow, the schools pizza is so dookie

Josie: I know, it's terrible

by Bagel_boy June 9, 2014

dookie sprinkle

When you feel like you have to take a big shit, but only a little comes out.

Guy 1: How did you only take a shit for a minute?
Guy 2: I had a little dookie sprinkle.

Guy 1: How did you only take a shit for a minute?
Guy 2: I had a little dookie sprinkle.

by TyroneBlackie June 9, 2014

dookie diamond

A adornment for ones anus, who has been robbed from elasticity, from too much anal sex

I bought my dookie diamond after a long weekend in Palm Springs

by Crod2380 September 14, 2016

Dookie

Messed up, fucked up, don't give a fuck

Been right on it for 12 hours, feeling fucking dookieee, now take me to the disco!

by Disco Bae August 27, 2016

Dookie slammed

When one lowers a vehicle until it drags it's nuts. Typically on shitty coil overs and steel wheels with no hubcaps.

#dookieslammed

Damn bro your civic is dookie slammed hard!!

by Zombiediver January 5, 2017

dookie shute

The anal cavity.

Let me put it in your Dookie Shute!!

by Mikey Mayhem August 3, 2017

Dookie Baby

wen ur chil make a stinky

*looking up from newpsaper*
Man A: wow that a real dookie baby.

by dookiemikey August 18, 2017