by AstroIsOffline May 31, 2023

When you're in the car (as a driver or passenger) and someone in the car rolls the windows down when it's freezing outside and they don't need too.
Driver: *Rolls down window in 10⁰ weather*
Passenger: Bro wtf?
Driver: What?
Passenger: Really? Do you see Palm Trees? Roll the fucking window up!
Driver: Ok ok jeez. *Rolls window back up*
Passenger: Bro wtf?
Driver: What?
Passenger: Really? Do you see Palm Trees? Roll the fucking window up!
Driver: Ok ok jeez. *Rolls window back up*
by Gizmo0401 December 4, 2023

Sam O'Nella: Let me teach you about the hungriest man in history.
Me: Hey Sam, do you do weddings? As the groom?
Me: Hey Sam, do you do weddings? As the groom?
by peculiargoldfish August 10, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Hym "And how do you know... That THIS... Is not what the church is doing... To YOU? God you're dumb! How do you not see the parallel there? You are doing all this... And YOU THINK... That other people aren't already doing that... Except to you?"
by Hym Iam May 9, 2025

Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"
Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
