by The Fattest Kid January 14, 2015

Dave Monty is not only sexy but smart as well he has sick biceps and super defined abs. His son must be in the Navy. He coaches cross country but who cares. His favorite athlete is definitely Caden Elijah and Miles. He always has a woman at his side. He also does 500 push-ups a day very sexily with perfect form. Coach is not only good but he is well. He always wears the cutest face mask. He is also know as the juiciest kisser. David Montgomery fails NNN every year at Brooklyn Vs ummm cringe. Loves Trump and Biden which makes him the most worthy presidential candidate. He also never poops because poop is icky. Whenever you see him you want to flirt with him.
by Not Elijah November 14, 2020

A foreign male who is unsure of his heritage and regularly changes their origin when in discussions with others.
An Aussie Dave continually uses Australian slang incorrectly and sometimes invents their own slang words ie chucking a sleepy
to refer to sleeping past your alarm
An Aussie Dave continually uses Australian slang incorrectly and sometimes invents their own slang words ie chucking a sleepy
to refer to sleeping past your alarm
by Wayne tinman August 16, 2022

Gaby and Dave are a couple the started out in high school and lasted through out college and then became married and had children. This couple understands each other in every way possible and belong to each other. They are a bond that can never be broken.
by John Simpson May 25, 2018

by hroswitha June 10, 2011

where you take a skeleton form a science lab and rip off the head off the skeleton and proceed to skull fuck the shit out of it.
by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022

by bassmandave September 8, 2016
