Cooking like Pozniak

When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.

I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.

by VinceVegas January 24, 2020

Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.

He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Choking On Bread

Having more money than you know what to do with.

Just got my paycheck, I'm really choking on bread

by selkirksss February 29, 2020

cronin

When you or one of your friends do something shallow or leave mid party

“i totally pulled a cronin last night”

by Xanessa April 21, 2020

cronin

when you’re drunk at a party and start crying about your ex

“dude you definitely pulled a cronin last night you wouldn’t stop crying”

by Xanessa April 21, 2020

Choking the rooster

A clean version of saying you masturbate. Another terms for choking the chicken

Jaylen:Whats up bro

Amir:Nothing much choking the rooster

Jaylen:Eww that’s gross

by Jayyythecoach May 3, 2020

cookingwithzainab

A real g

Have you checked out cookingwithzainab's channel? It's that real shit

by Venetia May 28, 2020