Christopher Columbus

When you go to the bathroom in another department at work to leave the vilest shit possible.

I had to go over to General Assembly to get some parts and Christopher Columbus'd while I was there.

by Kemo_the_Clown June 3, 2022

Christopher

Christopher is usually a fourth grader that is way more dirty minded than he should be.

Christopher: 5 inches deep in your mom

by Christian Urban Dictionary June 8, 2022

Christopher River

Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.

"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate

by iloveChrisSlander June 12, 2022

Christophersexual

The romantic and sexual attraction only to someone named Christopher.

"My boyfriends name is Christopher, therefore my sexuality is Christophersexual."

by Black Eyrie June 30, 2022

christopher buzby

• hot bald male who has a three footer

• fucks instruments for a living

• makes music out of his wife’s moans

• in the band echolyn with his sexy bandmates
• blows instruments like a girl blowing your cock

Christopher, are you fucking the saxophone again!

Christopher Buzby

by CockSuker911 July 25, 2022

Christopher

Christopher is the love of my life. At first he seems quiet, shy and laid back and nonchalant but one you get to know him you will truly be blown away by the depths of his character. He is kind, caring, loving, helpful, handsome, and literally the best person in the world.

I love you my Christopher.

by Love/babes August 1, 2022

Christopher bass

His hands are salty and he has a fishy willy

Yo Christopher bass get yo stanky penis out my mouth

by Ethansbigpenis August 7, 2022