Control a girl month

Control any girl pass for all of December!

Jack: yo wys Jeremy how many girls did u control today?

Jeremy: I only got Jennifer today bro she got the biggest batty uno

Jack: Yh yh we are so luck it’s control a girl month!

by Your marj 101 October 15, 2019

baptist birth control

See; Anal Sex.

"Did you at least use a condom?"

"No, but it's ok. We used Baptist Birth Control."

by MrChainsaw90 April 3, 2020

the out of control nip

When two good friends (usually girls) are lying on a couch next to each other eating snacks together, laughing, and watching TV, and then out of nowhere, they start wiggling their bodies, going crazy, and screaming like linda blair from the exorcist!

Ali: Hahahaha this is my fave episode of family guy.

Hayley: I know, but before it starts, its time for.....

Ali: The out of control nip!

Both girls: AHHHA AHHH AHAHHAAH AHOOOOOO AFHADLIEJAO

by yoguyz May 17, 2009

colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.

I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy

by Vaxen August 20, 2014

Urban Dictionary Quality Control

Where most of the funniest definitions in UrbanDictionary can be found, albeit for short periods of time.

Urban Dictionary Quality Control is hilarious!

by ACG2x July 1, 2004

Nintendo Switch Parental Controls

To torture a kid with

Fuck no! My kid can’t use the Switch a lot! Lemme fuckin roast him with Nintendo Switch Parental Controls.

by rubberdumber February 12, 2021

Lost control of my hoop

Making a regrettable decision in regards to your lady parts.

I can't believe I lost control of my hoop last night and slept with Vladmir Putin again.

by flying ferne December 15, 2010