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Witty Comments

A comment used a flirtation tool to back up a statment. Also used to gain status among members of the opposite sex.
"Oh god he had an average of fifty witty comments per converstion, shit now i'm getting horny."

"Witty Comments are so sexy!"

"Oh that is so witty"
by CheezyPumpkinPie March 17, 2009
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commence intense mamboage

To leave one place in order to go to another place that is infinitely more entertaining, such as leaving a house to go to a party.

most commonly used to tell someone that you're coming, and leaving you're current position.
"Aight then, you coming?"
"yeah, i'll commence intense mamboage in a minute."
"party on."
by Bob Dole June 14, 2006
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comment fisher

a person on myspace, xanga, or any other comment enabled bogging sites that practically exists for the act of asking for as many comments as possible while being annoying in the process.
guy 1:dude, that chick is a total comment fisher
guy 2:no she's not
guy 1:how many times has she asked you to leave her a comment
guy 2:everytime we talk
guy 1:my point exactly
by Vidal September 17, 2006
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Comment Clash

Extensive arguments that take place in the 'Commentary' of a YouTube video. Usually regarding politics or racism.
I was interested to see what others thought of 'The Evolution of Dance' video, but then I saw yet another comment clash over racism in the United States was taking place.
by Hank White February 21, 2009
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cocomeat

That ninja stripper was hot, her nickname was cocomeat.
by fredfrank July 30, 2009
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Comment Turnover

The amount of time it takes for a comment to be completely wiped off your facebook wall due to newer comments.
"Crap, my girlfriend left me a comment thats gonna make me look like a puss in front of everyone."

"yeah, looks like you've got poor comment turnover so it'll be around for a while!"
by KillaKobra October 15, 2009
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Comment Anxiety

A feeling of sheer dread one gets when he/she suddenly thinks they may have messed up on that previous comment, especially around people who tear freinds limb from limb at the sight of bad grammer.
Bill's Comment: "Your so awesome" Oh crap i hope i did that right... I've got Comment Anxiety.. Im freaking out!

Everyone on Bills Freinds List; "It's YOU'RE you douchenugget!"
by JohnTheFishaman June 17, 2010
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