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J. Cole fan

Far superior to Kendrick Lamar fans. Unlike Lamar fans, J Cole fans are a lot more humble. (ha!) and they can accept some criticism of him and can even point out when he comes with a weak verse or wack line, unlike Kendrick fans who berate anybody who has even the smallest criticism of him.
1.
Random person: Yo I think KOD was a trash album Kendrick's damn was way better.
J. Cole fan: It wasn't trash, but it was a bit disappointing. Definitely not his best work.

2.
J Cole fan: J Cole is my favorite rapper of today, but his fart/shit lines are corny af, what was he thinking saying those lines?
J Cole fan2: I know right? Oh well...at least his other great lyrics make up for that.

3.
Random person: I don't really like Kendrick Lamar all that much. I respect his talent, but he isn't the best.
Kendrick Lamar fan: Fuck you! You're just another ignorant retard who knows nothing about hip hop or black culture! Go listen to eminem fuckboy!

4.
Random person: I think J Cole is a bit better than Kendrick
Kendrick fan: Whaaaaat? How can someone even think something like that? I wish I could meet your parents so I could ask them where they failed with you. I feel bad for them for having such an idiot for a kid, Kendrick is the best rapper of all time and is perfect in every way you fucking cac!
by Icy Wyte June 30, 2022
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cole's law

d=(h^3)/T
where:
d= deliciousness of food you will willingly eat.
h= your personal hunger level
T= your personal food tolerance level (a person with half -1/2- the tolerance level of a 'normal' person wouldn't eat beats, while some one with twice -2- the tolerance level would eat beats if he/she was hungry)
dude i just ate a huge steak and my hunger level is like -6.

does that mean you wont have some of this awesome cheese cake?

let me check cole's law... sweet dude the deliciousness level of that cheese cake is just enough for me to eat it, even though I'm stuffed. gimmie some o' dat!
by selective eater98 March 7, 2009
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Bruhler from bruh stars that ppl wont stop simping for because they never touched grass and they never will
BSSandwich: Hey sicome

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BSSandwich: because shes hot

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coletha

A beautiful woman in and out. She radiates a room as soon as she walks in. Feisty yet calm and enduring. Pretty in the face & curves in the right place. She can have a conversation about any topic. Mess with anyone she loves and it will be a problem. She demands respect and will give 100 percent to anything she is dedicated to. This woman enjoys the finer things in life.
You will never forget a coletha!
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Coletyn

If you know a Coletyn you are one of the luckiest people alive. You can trust him more than anyone and he has the kindest heart. When you need a friend you can count on him. He will always have your back and will be there for you no matter what. He is sweet but not too sweet and will fight for who and what he loves. His smile could light up a whole stadium. He is a genuinely awesome human being who you should never EVER let go.
Wow! You mean the Coletyn who is my best friend that I’ll never stop being friends with?
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