Stock cocking

The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.

I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.

by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022

goblin cockie

a fan of the band known as "Goblin Cock"

or a masochist

That dude is totally a Goblin Cockie

by tarljohnson1 August 24, 2023

vulture cocking

verb
(Slang) To hit someone in the face with one's erect penis.

After losing a bet during a night of debauchery, Tom was astonished when vulture cocking was administered as the consequence.

by MysticWanderer23 August 31, 2023

Shirt cockin

When wearing only a T shirt and nothing else letting the your meat dangle out from the bottom of the shirt. Women can also perform this maneuver.

On Billy's day off, he walked around the house shirt cockin and playing video games all day letting his massive hog breathe

by Knucklesmcjerk October 20, 2023

John Cocking Farm

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals

1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023

Shocky Cocky

The act of taking a stolen car battery and jumper cables, and fixing the negative connector to the base of the penis and the positive to the tip of the penis and reaching climax from the intense electrical stimulus.

Jack: Hey! Someone stole my porsche's battery?
John: I think it was Aiden, I heard he wanted to experience a Shocky Cocky

by Fegamonel March 28, 2025

Molly cockin

Trying to get a person sober, and employed. Without giving up any pussy.

This Lady Molly cockin

by foredious vis May 10, 2025