cleft

When one's boxers, shorts, or underwear rides up on you. There are three types of the cleft, a left cleft, a right cleft, and a middle cleft (the worst). A left and a right cleft is where your boxers pull up to either side or you testicle sac, and a middle cleft is where the seam in the boxers that splits the legs rides up on you up the middle seeming to almost split you sac.

Man, I have a bad left cleft

by Project Green Leaf June 11, 2006

Clint

an abusive word which is a cunt and a clit mixed together.

that boy over there is such a clint!

by dai printer September 14, 2010

cliffy

Cliffy's my nickname, not mucus =(

Cliffy, you're so cool!

by CLIFFY B! <33 March 27, 2005

Cleft

The point where the shaft of the male penis meets the testicals for the first time.

Ouch! The tennis ball hit me right in the cleft!

by GallonChallengeFail August 9, 2009

Cliff Richard

The absolute pretence that you are an angel with no baggage or skeletons in your closet and that you are a wholesome, pleasant being with no sexual perversions.

Person 1: Where's that chocolate cake gone?
Deviant: I don't know I never touched it.
Person 1: You dirty lying lowdown skank it's all around your mouth and that teenager's bell-end. You are a dirty lying Cliff Richard.

by Shaker 1903 September 25, 2019

trouble cliff

the home of cliff hanger.

also a copy of the music notes if you want to put it that way. you can only put the word "trouble cliff" in those two ways.

by one two! what is it good for? July 8, 2007

Frozen Clifford

When a woman collects her menstrual blood into a condom, freezes it, when frozen uses it like a dildo to fuck themselves and/or someone else.

Instead of being such bitches, women should put that blood to use in a Frozen Clifford.

by BrownPuffin January 3, 2011