Malachi Clark

Malachi Clark is an Amish apostle of Shrek and likes macaroni and cheese. He is the ultimate Chad. He is famous for assassinating Jeffrey Dahmer.

Malachi Clark is the CEO of Racism.

by AlbinoGoblinShark October 23, 2019

Clark Belly

One's stomach that protrudes to a great distance, far exceeding that of a "beer belly"

Dude why do you have such a clark belly.

by BigL August 11, 2012

benson clarke

a man that loves to hump foxes after going through four hours of sex on a little boat with pastor Jeff

last week me and pastor Jeff did a Benson Clarke

by mommy mike October 5, 2022

Clark

A chill girl who doesn't give herself enough credit; anyone that spends time with her will be dying from laughter at the end. Even though she can be very weird and quirky, she’ll be your ride or die in any situation. She's the type of girl who will one day make a great teacher. She’s the kindest and most genuine person you’ll ever meet, no matter what anyone else says about her. The people that call her a "toxic psychopath" are just jealous since they can’t talk to her anymore. Simply put, she’s one of the coolest people you’ll ever meet in your life.

Person 1: Are Eli and Clark dating.
Eli: *breaks through a window and crashes rolls over table* NO WE'RE NOT!!!

by I have no earthly idea November 22, 2021

Clark

Clark is a kind man that cares way too much for those he cares about to the point he sacrifices a lot of himself. He fights for his loved ones and what he believes in. He listens to everyone's problems, but rarely talks about his in fear that he might be sharing too much. He understands others and can adapt to the most diverse friend groups. Clark deserves so much more than what he's given. Ladies don't treat him right and take advantage of his kindness because he allows it. Clark is funny and hard to forget. He's also kinda crazy.

me: who was it that made a flamethower in class?

friends: oh, yeah; that was clark

by Bigdragoncock May 11, 2022

clarked

when a person or object becomes popular or sort after.

Those shorts are clarked.

by aussiecricketfan January 8, 2012

Alicia Clark

Alicia Clark is the most badass character in Fear The Walking Dead portrayed by the most uwu person in the world Alycia Debnam Carey . She slays zombies and looks good in sweaty clothes.

me : HAVE YOU SEEN HOW Alicia Clark SLAYED THAT ZOMBIE
my friend : OMG YESS SHE A QUEEN

by lil.fan-boy May 31, 2019