cigarettes

A drug containing nicotine and tobacco, leading cancer to the lungs and therefore spreading throughout the body. Also known as cancer sticks. Not as powerful as a ciger

"Jackie, you gotta stop smoking cigarettes."

by Aeon_King April 27, 2006

Cigarette

A cancer-giving device that has a long, cylindrical shaft, which you wrap your lips around and suck on. A penis generally has a long, cylindrical shaft as well. Interesting...

Male smokers are homosexuals in disquise. Quit smoking cigarettes, you become the fag that you are smoking.

by xXdarksliderXx October 10, 2005

cigarette spazz

Condition where someone tries to quit smoking "cold turkey" but suffers from cigarette withdrawal and will do just about anything to get their hands on another one.

Symptoms can appear days or even hours after the smoker's last cigarette and generally include irritability, restlessness and hostility.

Smoker 1: Yo, let me get a cigarette off you...I need one BAD! I haven't had a smoke in, like, 2 days.

Smoker 2: Sucks to be you I guess....

Smoker 1: DON'T BE A SMARTASS!!! JUST GIVE ME A FRIGGIN CIGARETTE!!

Smoker 2 : Damn, dude! Fine...here. No need to be a cigarette spazz!

by Steven-O January 11, 2010

e-cigarrette

A "fake" cigarrette designed to help people quit smoking or provide a healthy alternative to smoking. E-cigarrettes contain nothing but nicotine and water vapor. Tobacco companies and the FDA are opposed to e-cigarrettes because trace amounts of carcenogens were found in e-cigarrettes made in China.

The advantages of e-cigarrettes are useless when compared to regular cigarrettes which contain over 4,000 chemicals including embalming fluid (good for dead people), and rat poison (good for people afraid of rats). Real cigarrettes are proven to cause cancer (population control) and if smoked by a pregnant person could cause serious health issues including death to a fetus (birth control).

If you ever come into contact with an e-cigarrette, be careful not to be distracted by the shiny LED light, stick to your guns and smoke that god given bowl or marajuana.

Every time you smoke an e-cigarrette, big tobacco kills a puppy.

by eva was here August 6, 2009

Cigarista

a person in the profession of selling high-end cigars. similar to and derived from Barista

1: i went to the cigar shop and had no idea what i wanted to get but the cigarista there really knew his stuff

2:
Guy1- dude look at that girl behind the counter, the way she handles that cigar is making me think....
Guy2- DUDE, she's a cigarista. she's paid to handle cigars

by enbediz March 8, 2010

cigarskunk

(n) a human-shaped creature highly addicted to highly toxic cigars and even more toxic conversation, usually seen dressed in business suits and shouting conservative slogans.

I saw that Rush Limbaugh at the Hellfire Club last night. His cigar-smoke was all over the damned place. Now there's a real cigarskunk.

by Norfenflupple July 10, 2010

lol cigarette

A funny cigarette with which doin nothin has never be so amazing.
Could be called "lol clope" in French.

- "Damn dude, i feel so down today, my girlfriend broke up, my grandma died and I ran out of peanut butter !"

- "Hey, have a lol cigarette and you'll see it's not that bad !"

by EssBe75 June 15, 2008